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  1. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
  2. Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
  3. Life is the only thing you can't get out of alive.
  4. May your life be like toilet paper... Long and useful.
  5. Someone said to Voltaire, "Life is hard." Voltaire replied, "Compared to what?"
  6. We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
  7. Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life!
  8. Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway.
  9. Today is the last day of the rest of your life.
  10. Death is a once in a lifetime experience.
  11. Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt of gratitude we owe to Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world.
  12. What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I'd realized it sooner.
  13. Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
  14. After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone.'
  15. Life is wasted on the living.
  16. Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
  17. As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something.
  18. My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life there.
  19. Life is what happens while you are making other plans.
  20. The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it's true.
  21. In the long run we are all dead.
  22. Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you're alive, it isn't.
  23. Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and it's 100% fatal.
  24. Death is life's way of telling you to slow down.
  25. Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all its students. 

 

 

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